Ludacris:Battle Of The Sexes

Don:'Nother Guinness draught,please.
Ella:Boo.
Don:Ella!Hey,hi,are ya?
Ella:Hi.I'll have a Yuengling draft,please.How you been,Don?
Don,Drinking to health care.
Ella:Well,here's hoping for the best on that.
Don:Thanks.Here;here.
Ella:Hey...isn't that Ludacris?
Don:I didn't know you knew Ludacris?
Ella:Oh,I hear this song on the radio all the time.It's quite the pop hit.
Don:'I Know You Got A Man'.
Ella:Huh?
Don:The name of the song.
Ella:Yeah,I like it.
Don:I see.
Ella:Is the rest of the album this good?
Don:You mean,'Battle Of The Sexes'?
"Denzel Washington-My man"
Ella:Is that's what it's called?
Don:More like 'Battle Of The Sex'.
Ella:Ooh?
Don:Well,it's not Barry White or Frank Sinatra.This isn't romantic music.It's indiscriminate sex music.
Ella:Well,there is a place and time for that,I suppose.
Don:Rap-porn...not for the easily offended.
Ella:Come on,kids will be kids.It's fun.It's not supposed to be taken seriously...it is Ludacris.Who doesn't want to have indiscriminate sex,even if it's only with your boyfriend or husband?
Don:You just like to dance to it.
Ella:If you want to call it dancing:-) Doesn't everyone want to be a gansta or ho once in awhile?
Don:Hello?I'm the one that's suppose to like rap music,not you.
Ella:Who says?
Don:I just think this is way too graphic and disrespectful for anyone under eighteen.
Ella:In case you don't know..we're both over eighteen.
Don:I know,but I don't think the target audience is.This cd has a Alvin the chipmunk type character singing.It has graphic sex talk.It disrespects women.Would you really want your twelve year old niece listening to this?
Ella:That's what parents are for,Don.
Don:I'm the liberal,you're the conservative,remember?
Ella:Don't stereotype.
Don:You're judging the cd by the single.The very tame single.
Ella:Oh Poo.Don't be so grandfatherly.
Don:Here,I have,'Feeling So Sexy',on my I tunes.Take a listen.
Ella:O-K
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Ella:O-K.It's inappropriate;inappropriate.
Don:Weeell?
Ella:Porn.
Don:Not bad porn-just porn.
Ella:Um,I'm not a prune.It even has it's own relevance..but ten year olds...um..sixteen years should not be listening to this.
Don:So.
Ella:So,I secretly like this.It's good having fun(wink-wink) music...but it shouldn't be sold to anyone under eighteen.

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